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Brain Iron
Smoothing those pesky wrinkles since 1989.

Sep 11
Sep 11 A Weird Day, But We Yap On (Cast Iron Balls #44)

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Our True Birthright is 11 Varieties of Goldfish Crackers, Oreo Mashups (CIB #253)
Sep 9

Sep 9 Our True Birthright is 11 Varieties of Goldfish Crackers, Oreo Mashups (CIB #253)

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Sep 9
Sep 9 We're Doing Spitting! (Cast Iron Balls #43)

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Sep 4
Sep 4 Less Football Despite More Football, Somehow (Cast Iron Balls #42)

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Sep 2
Sep 2 Various Curious Paths to Higher Social Capital (CIB #252)

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Sep 2
Sep 2 Sports Takes Fit to be Buried In (CIBalls #41)

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Aug 28
Aug 28 Week 1 2025 Preview (TM) (Cast Iron Balls #40)

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Aug 26
Aug 26 Assholes Begatting Assholes, Forever (CIB #251)

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Aug 20
Aug 20 Cast Iron Balls Returns! (Cast Iron Balls #39)

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Aug 19
Aug 19 Putin-Trump Summit Goes All Skibidi (CIB #250)

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Aug 12
Aug 12 Wrapping Up the Dog Days by Fixing Everything (CIB #249)

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Aug 5
Aug 5 Sydney Sweeney Gets Into Domestic Disputes at Panera Bread (CIB #248)

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Jul 23
Jul 23 Private Chefs, Organic Ho Hos, and the 1% Doctrine (CIB #247)

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Jul 15
Jul 15 Viscerally Objectionable Content (CIB #246)

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Jul 8
Jul 8 What Baseball Pants Can Teach Us About Mass Casualty Floods (CIB #245)

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Jul 1
Jul 1 Nothing Patriotic Planned Except Generalized Dismay (CIB #244)

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Jun 25
Jun 25 Walking Boots, Disco Balls, and Massive Ordinance Penetrators (CIB #243)

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Jun 11
Jun 11 Nothing Else Matters, Just the LOLz (CIB #242)

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May 28
May 28 Desecrated Temples, Desiccated Brains (CIB #241)

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America Finally Gets What We Have Long Been Denied (CIB #240)
May 13

May 13 America Finally Gets What We Have Long Been Denied (CIB #240)

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